I will bash the trash

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Um, Rules and what I write for I guess.

What fandoms I’ll write for:

Half Life

Undertale/Deltarune

Avatar The Last Airbender

Transformers(G1, Tfp, Tfrb, most MTMTE characters) (May add more/feel free to ask)

Fnaf(1st five games)

Soma(The horror game)

Steven Universe

Marble Hornets

Creepypasta

Gravity Falls

Shovel Knight

Dead by Daylight(All killers and survivors)

Most Slashers

Portal, Portal 2, and Portal Stories: Mel

SCPs (Please be specific)

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

TMNT(2012 and Rise)

I’ll probably add more stuff as I go

If it isn’t on this list, there may still be a chance that I know what it is. If I don’t, then I will try to recommend a blog that can answer your ask.

What type of things I’ll write:

Ns/fw* (feel free to dm/ask me about anything, but I will not do anything I feel uncomfortable with)

Headcanons

Matchups (please specify which fandom)

Shorts/Scenarios

Maybe little fics or something, I don’t know yet…

What types of things I won’t write:

P*dophile shit, stay fifty yards away for me or I will deck you into next year

Ace/aro or pan exclusionists

Exclusionists in general

H*talia

Noncon/r*pe

inc*st

anything lgbt+ phobic

Anything I find offensive

*No scat, piss, or similar

Pinned Post Rules myshit stuff is censored for me but i'll tag anything anyone wants me to
adorablemew
cubedmango

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hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

cubedmango

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wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery

rage-against-the-dying-of-light

Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!

Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!

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roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

lenasai

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

roach

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

the-universe-at-large

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

actualchiotdelphine

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

toujours-fidele

what

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wh

dnacademic

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w-

official-angel-cookie

LEMME BREAK IT

1-inch

WH

miascomeback

Me next!!!

celaenas-scarz

Break muthafucka breakkkk

singmealullaby123

?

tucutepride2003

SKSK

official-graveyard-posts

Official graveyard post. +Bonus!

adorablemew
darkleweather

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

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breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

koboldgirlhorns

REBLOGGING, THIS IS AWESOME FOR TTRPG GAMEMASTERS TOO


Reblog to save a writer's life,,,,

adorablemew
venomous-qwille

A little shocked I have to say this but please don't feed my work, my writing or my art, to any AI for generative purposes or otherwise. Generative AI is theft, and innocent intentions are not an excuse.

I'm not going to explain why generative AI is bad, many artists and writers have already done that much more eloquently than I ever could. Do your own research. I work professionally in art and have been deeply personally impacted by AI, and seeing AI versions of my characters is deeply upsetting.

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tf2heritageposts

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

  • click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"
  • click on the category list and click on feedback
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  • now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes
  • viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

tf2heritageposts

by the way, tumblr has turned off asks on all of their staff blogs, so this is the only way to tell tumblr how you feel

die-06

everyone who sees this had BETTER do this. if they dont get enough feedback, theyre gonna kill our home. and the only way theyre gonna get enough feedback not to kill tumblr is if everybody does their part.

that includes you, the person reading this. dont let the bystander effect kill tumblr. i already did my part, its time for you to do yours.

adorablemew
notquiteaghost

re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!

thankyoumskobayashi

Hi OP and assorted seekers of happiness on Tumblr,

One day many months ago someone I followed reblogged a post that had reblogs turned off before I could reblog it. I looked at the OP and it turned out to be a user research survey blog claiming to associate with Staff. I took it and complained about various things, and then a couple weeks later one of the things I complained about got changed. That blog, was https://www.tumblr.com/benevolenthellsite and the two most newest surveys linked were:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2V3MQTP (the longer one)

and

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HS5LP3W (the shorter one)

So if you want Staff to stop punching holes in their own roof, take one of those. Or both, both is good. Anyways, just wanted to give you an option. Thanks for listening!

adorablemew
clowniconography

i know we've been saying this about every new shitty update but i feel like removing reblog chains could really be the thing to kill this site. like that is literally the main thing that makes tumblr unique

clowniconography

truly the only reason you still see tumblr posts reposted constantly on other sites which claim tumblr to be "dead" is because of our unique form of collaborative posting. also you would not only be taking away what makes the site unique but also the main form of socialization between the users which yknow. some could say is the basis for your whole fucking social media website

clowniconography

why'd this get 100 notes in an hour on a wednesday morning damn 😭 we're real fucking annoyed about this huh

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staff

Tumblr’s Core Product Strategy

Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on reorganizing how we work in a bid to gain more users. A larger user base means a more sustainable company, and means we get to stick around and do this thing with you all a bit longer. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. The @labs group has published a bit already, but this is bigger. We’re publishing it publicly for the first time, in an effort to work more transparently with all of you in the Tumblr community. This strategy provides guidance amid limited resources, allowing our teams to focus on specific key areas to ensure Tumblr’s future.

The Diagnosis

In order for Tumblr to grow, we need to fix the core experience that makes Tumblr a useful place for users. The underlying problem is that Tumblr is not easy to use. Historically, we have expected users to curate their feeds and lean into curating their experience. But this expectation introduces friction to the user experience and only serves a small portion of our audience. 

Tumblr’s competitive advantage lies in its unique content and vibrant communities. As the forerunner of internet culture, Tumblr encompasses a wide range of interests, such as entertainment, art, gaming, fandom, fashion, and music. People come to Tumblr to immerse themselves in this culture, making it essential for us to ensure a seamless connection between people and content. 

To guarantee Tumblr’s continued success, we’ve got to prioritize fostering that seamless connection between people and content. This involves attracting and retaining new users and creators, nurturing their growth, and encouraging frequent engagement with the platform.

Our Guiding Principles

To enhance Tumblr’s usability, we must address these core guiding principles.

  1. Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.
  2. Provide high-quality content with every app launch.
  3. Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.
  4. Retain and grow our creator base.
  5. Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.
  6. Improve the platform’s performance, stability, and quality.

Below is a deep dive into each of these principles.

Keep reading

staff

Hi folks! We're surprised to see how many of you think we're getting rid of the reverse-chronological dashboard or pivoting to a solely algorithmic feed. We're not! We can see how you might have come to that conclusion, so let us reassure you and clear some things up.

We have a ton of options and toggles to customize your experience. Want a reverse-chronological dashboard feed? No problem! The chronological feed is not going anywhere. Just toggle off "Best Stuff First" in your dashboard settings and scroll away. Want to see more art or fanfic of your favorite movie or show? Follow some tags and you'll find additional posts and new blogs to follow. We've had an algorithm for years—we just don't make you use it if you don't want to.

Tumblr is a place where you can tailor and customize your experience to individual preferences. With this core product strategy as guidance, we'll keep improving Tumblr for new and existing users alike.

fandomloverangel

Don't get rid of reblog chains. One, that is something that many people on here love, two, that's something that is almost uniquely tumblr, three, that's how a lot of people joined this site, through screenshots of reblog chains that made them go "oh, I want to join in on that and have my comment seen".

If you remove the reverse chron, it changes the fundamental website. The same is true for reblog chains. At the most, have it as an option to toggle off, don't just default it. AND don't just make it like Tumblr Live, where it has to be toggled every single week.

lyralit
lyralit

writers' resources

sick of using "very _____" ? : https://www.losethevery.com/

want to simplify your writing ? : https://hemingwayapp.com/

writing buddies / motivation ? : https://nanowrimo.org

word you're looking for but don't know ? : https://www.onelook.com/thesaurus/

need a fantasy name ? : https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/

need a fantasy name ? : https://nameberry.com/

want a name with meaning ? : https://www.behindthename.com/

who wants a map maker! : https://inkarnate.com/

story building / dnd ? : https://www.worldanvil.com/

need some minimalistic writing time ? : https://zenpen.io/

running out of ideas ? : https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/

setting a goal ? how about 3 pages / day ? : https://new.750words.com/

what food did they eat ? : https://www.foodtimeline.org/

questions on diversity within writing ? : https://writingwithcolor.tumblr.com/

now what was that colour called ? : https://ingridsundberg.com/2014/02/04/the-color-thesaurus/

want more? : https://www.tumblr.com/blog/lyralit :]